Stormcastle’s favorite chocolate bar, that’s what!
Seriously… I’ll whore my blog out for some of these, LOL.
How’s that for journalistic integrity?
Christmas is coming up… so now you know what to put in my stocking, Santa! 🙂
I hate you.
No, not YOU.
You, over there… the idiot who’s choosing not to get the H1N1 flu shot.
The potential murderer.
Did I just call you a potential murderer?
Let me check… *scrolls up*… yes I did.
Just because you’re too stupid and selfish to take time out of your precious little life and get a needle (o noes! 0_o), you’re going to risk not only YOUR life, but possibly the life of someone else.
I mean… seriously: how freakin’ selfish is that?
You’re going to freely condemn someone else – whom chances are you don’t even know – to a possibly miserable death at the hands of a merciless virus that can’t tell good people from bad people, white people from Asian people, or intelligent people from dumbasses like yourself.
Here’s how it goes:
You get the H1N1 flu and you get sick, but not deathly ill, and you shrug it off and pat yourself on the back for knowing better than the supposed ‘scientists’.
Bravo, Oh Great And Knowledgeable One. Good for you!
You don’t feel like ass anymore, so you decide it’s okay to go out shopping for groceries and maybe hit up Blockbuster for a movie rental.
Being environmentally conscious, you don’t drive a vehicle – so you hop on the nearest city bus, passing through a small crowd of passengers until you find a seat next to some young skater kids who are making a lot of noise.
One of the kids stinks of marijuana smoke and you cough and breathe heavily trying to get the stench out of your sinuses and throat.
Once the bus rolls up to your shopping destination, you stand up and thread your way through the throng of passengers, holding on to the hand grips as you go.
You step off the bus, passing some elderly women who just finished the grocery trip.
Inside the store, you head for the produce section since you think it’s good to feed yourself lots of veggies and fruit to help your body kick the remaining effects of H1N1, picking up and examining the assorted farmed goods so you get the best specimens of Mother Earth’s bounty.
As you stroll along the aisles, you realize that you’re out of Reese Puffs!
Lucky for you, there’s a clearance sale due to a pallet of slightly squished cereal boxes. Score!
Triumphantly finding a box that’s in near perfect condition after sorting through the display pile, you head to the check out realizing your total will be less than $10 and that you have enough large coinage in your pocket to cover it.
You wait in line behind an immigrant family who is taking FOREVER to get through, and in your impatient mood, bounce the coins around in your hand while cursing Canada’s immigration policies and sighing heavily in their direction in hopes they’ll get the idea that you’re not someone who enjoys delays.
Finally, you get to the cashier and hand her your hot and sweaty toonies, loonies, and quarters and breath out deeply at the thought of freedom from this retched store!
You go outside into a gaggle of people waiting for the bus and realize it won’t be there for another half-hour at the least, which bums you out large since you just want to get your movie, go home, and veg out on the sofa while your body recuperates.
Whipping out your cell phone, you call for a taxi while an extraordinarily thin guy watches you with some disdain.
‘Hippie‘ you think to yourself as your bark at the hard of hearing cab dispatcher.
“Say it, don’t spray it” mutters the thin guy.
The nerve of some people!
Your cab arrives and you slide in the back seat after the driver takes your grocery bag and stows it in the trunk while making small talk, remarking you look like you were hit by a rhinoceros – to which you make a weak smile and say it’s allergies (no need to alarm people).
As the city streets roll by, you relax and rest your hand on the door’s armrest.
Yay! You’ve reached Blockbuster!
You pay the cabbie with a $20 bill that you’ve been holding on to since he drove into the plaza, and hop out as the driver pops the trunk.
With your grocery bag in hand, you head into the video store – but realize you have no idea what kind of movie you’re in the mood for – and spend the next twenty minutes strolling through the aisles as you pick up random movie cases and read the back of them in hopes of finding an inspiration.
Finally, you leave the store with Paul Blart: Mall Cop and walk to the nearest bus stop, happy that the bus will be there within minutes.
As you wait, a couple of youngish girls walk up to the stop, wearing Girl Guide uniforms and carrying a satchel of cookie boxes.
“Mint chocolate cookies? Wow… those do look good,” you hear yourself saying as you scrounge inside your wallet for a $5 bill.
The blond girl cheerily hands you the cookies as you spot the city bus droning along the street towards you.
As you get on the bus, you thank your lucky stars that it’s now time to head home and relax with the movie and cookies after a good meal.
Good story, huh? Sounds like an average day in the average life of an average person.
How many people came into contact with the H1N1 virus that you were carrying around the town while you blissfully got your errands done?
The 13-year-old skater punks? The African immigrants who aren’t normally exposed to the flu in the middle of the desert?
How about that thin guy at the bus stop who had just gone through some intense chemotherapy for his lymphoma?
Or maybe the pregnant woman who you thought was sort of stalking you at Blockbuster as she picked up movies you already looked at.
That asthmatic cabbie handled your groceries and your money before resuming his diet of coffee and donuts?
Just after you left the produce section, and HIV-positive ex-hooker handled the cantaloupes you were squeezing.
So tell me, Oh Great And Knowledgeable One: which of those people is going to pick up the bits of H1N1 you left out there in the city?
Which one of those people who are very prone to getting sick from other people’s cast-offs will have nearly-even odds of dying?
Let’s say it’s the thin cancer patient.
He ends up in the emergency room three days later, his lungs full of fluid and his heart struggling hard to keep up – which kills him within the following 16 hours.
In the meantime, you’ve gotten right as rain and have returned to work and are still congratulating yourself on how you beat the H1N1 virus without any vaccination harshing your buzz.
See… you know better than all of the world’s scientists, immunologists, doctors, nurses, and public officials who have spent decades practicing in their respective fields.
You have the inside track on what’s REALLY going on in the medical world.
It’s all about money, right?
The GlaxoSmithKlines of the world are always on the lookout for new ways to make money – and will slyly create a massive panic around the world so they can come to the rescue with a shoddy, untested treatment based on strange technologies that probably will cause autism in children or brain damage in 20% of the adult population.
Yeah, thank god you have the internet and are subscribed to World Of Warcraft forums.
How else would you have gotten the actual facts of the H1N1 scare? I mean… all those social shut-ins living in their mother’s basements are the absolute best knowledge keepers humanity has to offer!
Oh, that’s right. You also watch Fox News on cable… and everything they report is 100% solid factual reporting.
You, your internet friends, and the talking heads on Fox News don’t need university or medical school degrees to know about the biosystems of the human organism and all threats that the natural world presents to it.
All of you are 100% smarter!
You, sir/madame, are an idiot.
Not just any old idiot either.
You are a fucking idiot.
A total, self-righteous whack job – who truly doesn’t give a rat’s ass about anyone other than themselves – that is erroneously convinced by illiterate and unknowledged sources that the H1N1 vaccine is nothing more than ill-advised voodoo.
The absolute facts about the H1N1 vaccine are these:
– the vaccine will help your body’s immune system recognize and attack the H1N1 virus
– the vaccine will help control the spread of the virus by removing your body as a potential vector (pathway) to another human
– the technology behind the vaccine is exactly the same as the yearly flu vaccine that many of you hold-outs normally get each year
– there is ABSOLUTELY NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE that vaccines are responsible for autism in children i.e. all supposed ‘evidence’ is anecdotal… the scientific equivalent of hearsay
– vaccines work! many of the world’s pathogens have been eradicated through the use of vaccines. How many people do you know that have polio or small pox?
– adjuvants added to the vaccine are nothing to be alarmed about: these additives increase your body’s awareness of the virus and boost it’s ability to create the proper antibodies
Facts about the H1N1 virus:
– people who have not received the vaccination are dying
– like many viruses, you may have the H1N1 virus in your system and not show any symptoms beyond a runny nose
– you can not contract H1N1 from eating pork products
– the virus is highly durable and can live in a dormant state on hard surfaces before accessing the human body via an orifice such as the mouth or nose
– the H1N1 virus is NOT similar to the seasonal flu viruses that people in developed countries are exposed to on a yearly basis, and therefore you are NOT vaccinated against H1N1 variants
– people born between 1917 and 1950 are more resilient against the virus (having been previously exposed) as its make-up is very similar to the 1918 Influenza that killed up to 100,000,000 people worldwide – but are not 100% H1N1 proof.
– H1N1 is not SARS (bird flu) and you are not immune to it if you were exposed to SARS
– no geographical area is safe from H1N1 as it can survive in any climate that a human can, and it can access any environment that a human can travel to
– washing your hands is NOT a fool-proof way of protecting yourself from H1N1 – only full biohazard gear can guarantee safety from the virus
– eating healthy foods is good for the immune system and may help fight the virus, but it will NOT prevent virus infection
All of the above facts are completely backed by empirical scientific data and can NOT be argued by anyone who does not have a degree in medicine or the applied science of immunology.
The average person with average learning is unsuited to advising you on this very important matter.
Would you consult an architect about whether you should have a heart transplant?
Is the opinion from a stockboy who works at the Mac’s Milk on the corner relevant when you’re considering radiation therapy?
Why the hell would you listen to some jackass on the internet who doesn’t have any formal medical or scientific training?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Why are you jeopardizing other people with your own absolute stupidity?
What on Earth gives you the right to do that?
I don’t care about the rights you so callously speak about when you discuss your body.
What about the rights of the people you could infect?
Don’t they have a right to be protected from your lunacy?
People get thrown in jail for idiocy like drinking and driving because the odds state there is a good chance that they will hurt someone while operating their car under the influence of alcohol.
Why can’t we jail asinine persons such as yourself who are playing with the exact type of odds?
Some of you are so completely messed up in your head that I wish I could shake you by the shoulders, push you to the ground, and kick you until you see the error of your ways – until you admit that you’re not 25% as smart as you claim to be.
But, man… if I had to do that to everyone of the idiots like you out there, my arms and legs would probably fall off from the strain.
All I can do is stand here on my soapbox and scream at you to absolutely no effect.
You’re perfectly happy in your ignorant bliss.
People drop dead in your community from H1N1 and you don’t get it.
So all I have to say is this:
If by some act of fate you contract H1N1 and it kills you, I will not waste ONE SINGLE SOLITARY SECOND of my life mourning for you.
I will thank whatever powers run this universe that your stupid ass will be removed from society, and that you will have been stopped from endangering the rest of the human species.
As with those who got the vaccine, one less vector is great news.
This rant has been aimed purely at those who have refused the H1N1 vaccine and not those who haven’t had the choice made available to them due to restriction of supply. If you or someone you know has been sick with H1N1 before the vaccine was available to you, and you would have chosen to receive the vaccine, I feel great sympathy for you.